What did one elevator say to the other? I think I’m coming down with something.
What did one elevator say to the other? I think I’m coming down with something.
Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
What’s Irish and stays out all night? Pati O’Furniture.
Why did the mermaid wear seashells? Because the b-shells were too small.
What kind of cats like to go bowling? Alley cats.
